Victory, Middle Class, and Angels on the Head of a Pin

So, according to the NYTimes, the Obama Campaign is running ads mentioning that McCain never mentioned the words "middle class" during the debate, while McCain's ads point out that Obama never mentioned the word "Victory." Neither of them, I want to point out, mentioned my name once--which hurts--nor the words "crumb cake" which would have offended my grandmother if she'd been alive. What a load of crap. "Victory," of course, signifies McCain's delusional jingoistic testosterone fantasies of world domination, and "middle class" signifies the focus-group tested appelation for "all of us" who are pissed off that we're not rich and goddamned-if-we're-gonna'-be-labelled-poor.